DISQUS

J.J. Leslie · 3 years ago

Your pay $3 a gallon to drive that?

My other car is my foot in your ass.

America is not run by coffee, it is run by stupidity.

This car has more songs on cassette then in your I-Pod.

There is a right way to take a left turn.

We really wanted to invade Iran, George just spelled it wrong. (No stealin' it's already in my set.)

Your are overcompensating.

You must be at least this tall to drive a car that size.
Erin · 3 years ago

I HAD THE SAME IDEA TOO! Actually, it might have been my mom. She wanted an LED "bumper sticker" that she could use to answer other people's bumper stickers. I told her that if they made that, she would die in a head-on collission due to typing.
Bakari · 3 years ago

Arrest Bush

If Your Leader, Honk Your Horn. If You're Follower, Slow Down or Stop Your Car

If You Don't Like It, Stop Doing It

Adam and Eve Are Characters in a Book: Grow a Brain

You Still Believe in God!

Let's Go Join a Protest

If You Want to Do It, Then Do It

Evolution Isn't You Believe In, It's Something You Understand!

I Generally Like People, Let's Get Off the Road and Talk

Honk Your Horn If You Love Sex As Much As I Do
someguy · 3 years ago

Got Freedom?

Keep your eyes on the road, stupid!

In case of Rapture I'll take your car.

God hates haters.

Trust a Dick and Bush, get screwed in the end.